The Sheffield Report

As of today I resign from my position as Baylor football fan. After 7 years of watching them blow games back and forth, I have made a decision that I will no longer keep up with the Baylor Football program until they actually find a quarterback that doesn't throw 5 yard passes over the intended receiver's head. Sheffield Out.

If you don't know what rendering is than see my past posts. Man, I am an hour into this render and am so tired. *Head hits keyboard*

If you are ever at the restaurant "Love & War in Texas" than you should know that if you order a beer on tap, you are actually served a pitcher! I told my wife I would have one beer...ended up I had 4 in 1 glass. Geez!

What can I say? This weekend is gonna be big! First, you have the Houston Astros starting in their first ever World Series. I have waited for this day since 1980. Well, I probably wasn't waiting for it when I was a month old...at that point I was probably only waiting for my pacifier...but you get the point. Then, as if that weren't enough, my Baylor Bears will be taking on Oklahoma in football. I know that this happend every year, but this time is different. This time the experts are actually picking us to win. This time we have a chance. SIC'EM!

This will be short for I am about to go to bed. I have waited 25 years to see my Houston Astros make it to the World Series. I remember going to games as a little boy and rooting for Jose Cruz, Mike Scott, Terry Puhl, and of course, Nolan Ryan. Oh what a sweet victory it is. Houston can breathe easy tonite.

Below is a pic of my son Zane. He is three months old and the coolest little man I know. He does everything big men do (i.e. burp, fart, eat, sleep, poop, and complain), but is much cuter when he does them. I can't say anyone has ever told a grown man that he is cute when he is pooping, yet my son is adorable when HE is doing it. For those of you who don't have children....just wait till you do and they sneeze for the first time. One of the funniest things ever. And I know funny.

This blog post is dedicated to Glenn Roush who convinced me to start this thing up again. So far today all I can say is I hope the Astros win or else the suicide hotline is gonna have to talk me off a ledge.